Nashville to Shreveport

After 9 hours battling the remnants of Harvey (Nashville news said life threatening, I’d have gone with “a summer’s day in Yorkshire”) and southern drivers  I’m of the distinct opinion that southerners learn to drive by watching NASCAR

1.  the winner is whoever gets closest to the car in front

2. Owning guns makes perfect sense but using turn signals doesn’t

3. The outside lane isn’t for overtaking, it’s for texting

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